She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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