have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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