And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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