You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
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She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I wear drunk well.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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