Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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