just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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