Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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