is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He passed out mid-signature
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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