i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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