Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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