I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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