Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
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I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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