i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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