North Korea, Best Korea!
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
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