When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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