Her vagina should come with caution tape.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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