This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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