You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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