is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
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the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
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