A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
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he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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