she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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