Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
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I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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