I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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