I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
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Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
they had to hand cuff you because you wouldn't stop trying to unzip the paramedic's pants...this is why i love you
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
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"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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