ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
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I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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