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Puke
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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