garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
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I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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