tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.