perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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