I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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