he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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