Swine flu. Run for my life!
now i know why i became what i already was.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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