if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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