How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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