party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
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