I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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