But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
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i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
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Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Randomize