Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
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.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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