The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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