1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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