Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
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ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
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You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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