you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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