Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
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Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
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This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
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