And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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