Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
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There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
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The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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