Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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