I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
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2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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