I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
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