halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
as a side note pls kill me
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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