Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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