So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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