i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
