Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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