So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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