I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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